naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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