As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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