It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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