She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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