you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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