so explain again why im purple
no
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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