She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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