at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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