Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize