I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just got carded by a ten year old.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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