Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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