I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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