Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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