Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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