Midget sex pt 2 tonight
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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