therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Shame is for Republicans.
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