Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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