The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
It's official drugs can't kill me
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
3 2 1 whiskey
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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