Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Randomize
