Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I believe in your delicious
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize