do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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