So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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