butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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