my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
honey bunches of taint.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I have already put on my inside pants.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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