i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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