Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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