Its about making memories worth repressing
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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