i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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