I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I think i peed on brittanys purse
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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