garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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