Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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