sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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