have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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