dude i'm inner monologue high
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
