I wish i was in the wii world.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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