people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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