i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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