If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
