i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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