butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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