Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
FUCK WHALES
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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