I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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