So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Found the puke drawer
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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