It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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