Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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