this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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