I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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