she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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