I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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