You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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