It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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