I swear she didn't look like that last week.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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