She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize