and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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