Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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