he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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