Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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